I can’t think of any way to beat out Dr. Seuss on this one:
“And the Grinch, with his Grinch feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling–‘How could it be so? It came without ribbon! It came without tags! It came without packages, boxes or bags!’ And he puzzled and puzzled ’til his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before. ‘Maybe Christmas,’ he thought, ‘doesn’t come from a store! Maybe Christmas–perhaps–means a little bit more.”
Merry Christmas everyone!